A local University of Michigan student unintentionally bought the sacred container–believed to have housed the Ten Commandments given to Moses by God–when trying to purchase James Stewart’s Multivariable Calculus (9th edition).  Philip...

A recent report from TikTok user @hypehouseupdates has revealed that Michigan’s own Mason Hall is a distant relative of TikTok star Bryce Hall.  The TikTok video, which begins with a robotic voice saying, “Here are eight facts you might not...

After seven long semesters of trial and error, senior Richie Winkel has “finally optimized his morning alarm arrangement.” His roommate, Donald Trax, disagrees.  “I was always sleeping through my alarms and showing up late to class, but...

LSA sophomore Mike Thurston reported last Wednesday that the MPrint site was making him feel “weirdly guilty and responsible” for the devastating effects of deforestation.  The site, which contains a few blurbs telling its user how much...

A recent group formed in Spanish 232 for a project worth 50% of the final class grade has been called “immediately and obviously bad” by group member Charlie Jiang, a junior chemistry major who desperately needs a B in order to complete the...

Latin professor Amadeus Iglesias reportedly copy-pasted a previous professor’s academic dishonesty policy onto his own class syllabus. After claiming to have a “zero- tolerance” policy regarding plagiarism and other forms of academic...

Students on campus are in an uproar following the closure of Ulrich’s Bookstore, which had been a staple of South University Avenue for 88 years. Although reports show the majority of these students were unaware of the store’s existence before...