“Kids Baking Championship” contestant Katie Griffin, 7, whose three-tiered Thanksgiving-themed cake fell while transferring to the judge’s table, reportedly handled the tumble like a “real fucking loser.” ...
Oregon chef and TikTok creator Dana Bunchen was surprised to see a comment on her most recent recipe video inquiring as to whether her cinnamon raisin muffin recipe would still work with Peruvian garlic paste in lieu of flour. Bunchen remarked,...
A new analytic report at Harvard University has revealed vacuums have killed more spiders than sharks have killed spiders. Head analyst of the project John Gordinare announced that the goal of the study was to help spiders who have a fear of sharks...
After hearing Harry Chapin’s 1974 hit “Cat’s in the Cradle,” detailing a distant father-son relationship, Tom Brady snuggled his football a little tighter at bedtime that night. “That song really touched me,” Brady said. “The...
New Jersey HOA representative Kathy McDonald sparked discourse in her community this past weekend with what one neighbor is calling “a completely disproportionate and totally crazy reaction” to what another referred to as “not even that much...
Witnesses say that the popular Instagram account @goodnewsdaily has stooped to posting a photo of a “really cute puppy” in the absence of literally any good news to report. The account was started several years ago by administrator Irma Wilson,...
According to local sources, what was once the “charming, lively” town of Ann Arbor has become “a dark and barren wasteland” now that the trees have shed their leaves. “I just don’t understand how it happened so fast,” said area man...