13-month-old Michael Wheithen Jr. garnered both views and criticism for his dance moves in a TikTok this past weekend as many dubbed the baby both “talentless” and “an attention whore.” Kelsey Wheithen, Michael’s mother, claims that her...
Sources confirm that the subject of a refined vintage portrait hanging on the wall appearing to depict an honorable gentleman was “actually a real weasel” when the photo was taken in 1899. The portrait shows Mr. Robert Henry Ellison wearing a...
In an effort to compete with other streaming platforms like Netflix and Amazon Prime, Hulu CEO Mark Matenhall claims that the company has developed a “high-tech” and “super accurate” commercial algorithm. Area woman and frequent Hulu user...
Cindy Maron, a waitress from New Hampshire, recently flipped off a man who cut in front of her in traffic. She allegedly did so under her steering wheel as she got scared that the man would “hunt her down and murder her whole family if he saw she...
Residents of Plaza Park Apartments came to a unanimous consensus this past weekend that the “horrendous, putrid, truly nausea-inducing” smell coming from 97-year-old Gertrude Hatten’s apartment must indeed be a tuna sandwich left on the...