A laptop keyboard covered in crumbs.

Fuck: You Just Closed A Pringle In Your Laptop

Well, fuck. Now what are you going to do? I mean, yeah, sure, you can pick up the big pieces, but how are you going to get the smaller pieces out of all the little crevices on there? Look at the Touch Bar. Remember how that thing used to be so sleek...

A man pouring red wine into a glass.

Area Swine Pours Red Wine Into White Wine Glass

It’s all around the neighborhood that a local fellow by the name of John Kernston poured Brunello di Montalcino into a Chardonnay glass at a soirée he attended at Mimsy St. Bellingham’s house last Saturday The poor lad was seen skiving off all...