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Wedding Crashers (2005) movie poster. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.

Shocking Study Finds That Early 2000s Movies Are Way Better While Watching Through Window Of Houses That Forgot To Close Their Blinds

You guys are never going to believe this shit. Check out this study I just read the headline for. According to a recent study out of the University of Virginia, the average viewer finds movies from the early 2000s are far more enjoyable to watch...

  • Nov 21, 2022

Early 2000s Movie Way Better While Watching Through Window Of House That Forgot To Close Blinds

According to a recent study out of the University of Virginia, the average viewer finds movies from the early 2000s are far more enjoyable to watch when viewed through the windows of homes who forgot to close their blinds. “This is something...

  • Nov 17, 2022
Samurai warriors in a bloody battle.

FOMO Alert: This Samurai Committed Ritual Suicide While Surrounded On All Sides By His Enemies Right Before One Of Them Let Out A Really Hilarious Fart

Ugh, so embarrassing! Famed samurai warrior Eto Hiyedori honorably commited ritual suicide while surrounded on all sides by his Mongol enemies right before one of them farted really loud.  Said Mongol warrior Oghul Beg, “Aw, god, it was...

  • Nov 6, 2022
Students at a career fair.

Uh Oh! Looks Like Every Internship Until 2047 Is Taken. Better Luck Next Time You Lazy Fuck

Rise and grind chuckle fucks, it’s another beautiful day. Another day to keep up the hustle. Oh, what’s that? All the internships you were looking at for next summer are already taken? Well, no shit. You waited almost a full month after school...

  • Nov 6, 2022
A school bus driver.

Inspiring! This Boy Brought A Breakfast Sandwich For His Bus Driver Every Morning Until He Keeled Over From All The Fucking Cholesterol

Wow—we all need an unlikely friend like this! Third-grader Brian Muller has brought a sausage, egg and cheese sandwich for his bus driver, Marshall Rolfson, every day for the past two years until Rolfson inevitably croaked from all the fucking...

  • Nov 6, 2022
A side-by-side of Kurt Cobain and a Ouija board.

We Contacted Kurt Cobain With A Ouija Board And All He Kept Saying Was That The Blind Pig Was His Favorite Music Venue

Despite being dead for almost 30 years, Kurt Cobain has released a new statement for his fans. The Nirvana frontman famously avoided most interviews, so meeting him on the astral plane was an amazing experience. We had so many questions about his...

  • Nov 6, 2022
An upper-and-lower-case O-umlaut

ÖÖÖÖÖ: These Words Could Really Use An Umlaut!

It’s that time of year again! The Every Three Weekly is honored to present another edition of our Annual List of Words That Could Really Use An Umlaut. And a week early no less! Our panel of industry expert judges have spent the past 51 weeks...

  • Apr 21, 2022
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