Well, okay. This guy has a really huge penthouse and wears really sick clothes but it’s not for that exciting of a reason. You’d think he has oil money, maybe railroad money, or something sick like that, but no, he’s just literally descended...
Urgent news: your grandma knows someone who died doing whatever you’re doing right now! She’s been around long enough to see people go out any way possible. Driving in a car? Basically a death sentence. Sitting in a chair? She’s had...
Well, fuck. Now what are you going to do? I mean, yeah, sure, you can pick up the big pieces, but how are you going to get the smaller pieces out of all the little crevices on there? Look at the Touch Bar. Remember how that thing used to be so sleek...
It’s all around the neighborhood that a local fellow by the name of John Kernston poured Brunello di Montalcino into a Chardonnay glass at a soirée he attended at Mimsy St. Bellingham’s house last Saturday The poor lad was seen skiving off all...
You guys are never going to believe this shit. Check out this study I just read the headline for. According to a recent study out of the University of Virginia, the average viewer finds movies from the early 2000s are far more enjoyable to watch...
Ugh, so embarrassing! Famed samurai warrior Eto Hiyedori honorably commited ritual suicide while surrounded on all sides by his Mongol enemies right before one of them farted really loud. Said Mongol warrior Oghul Beg, “Aw, god, it was...
Rise and grind chuckle fucks, it’s another beautiful day. Another day to keep up the hustle. Oh, what’s that? All the internships you were looking at for next summer are already taken? Well, no shit. You waited almost a full month after school...