It’s time to say what we’re all thinking: Justin Timberlake is disgusting. He’s a menace to society, and the world would be a better place if he spontaneously became violently ill every now and then just for the sake of him suffering....
After getting dressed up and picking out the perfect playlist, LSA sophomore Phoebe Patrick was disappointed to realize that dancing alone in her room did not feel as fun as watching Hilary Duff do the same thing in the opening credits of “The...
This seashell is unique, it is NOT like the other seashells you may have encountered. This seashell plays the solemn sounds of King Louis XVI’s execution if you put this seashell to your ear. If you put any other seashell to your ear, you may hear...
Huh? I thought this was just a regular soccer game between England and Spain. Why did one of the guys from England just pick up the ball with his hands and throw it? Aren’t the refs going to call foul? Wait, is that even a soccer ball? It’s...
Phew! We all know and love Bill Nye, but he really threw us a curveball last week when he announced that he was changing his name! We were all terrified that the days of shouting “Bill! Bill! Bill!” in physics class were over. But, saints be...
Aren’t you so jealous of those celebrities with seemingly perfect facial structure? Perfect nose, sleek jawline, chiseled cheekbones? Well, get ready for a whole new set of face envy: this vase, which has not one, but TWO perfect side...
What with the impending destruction of western civilization, it’s high time to start talking about the Lovecraftian Horrors that we find particularly photogenic! Abhoth, Source of Uncleanliness If this incomprehensible mass of miscreation and...