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An upper-and-lower-case O-umlaut

ÖÖÖÖÖ: These Words Could Really Use An Umlaut!

It’s that time of year again! The Every Three Weekly is honored to present another edition of our Annual List of Words That Could Really Use An Umlaut. And a week early no less! Our panel of industry expert judges have spent the past 51 weeks...

  • Apr 21, 2022
A Man in a drive Jacket looking like a jackass

What To Expect When You Say You Like Marvel Movies And The Kid In Your Film Class With The Drive (2011) Jacket Raises Their Hand To Speak

Oh shit, what were you even thinking? You should’ve known this was a bad idea. Saying you like Marvel in a film class is the equivalent of jumping into shark infested waters with an open wound, and oh boy, are the sharks circlin’ you now. But we...

  • Apr 21, 2022
Jimmy Fallon next to his NFT

Does Jimmy Fallon Read Our Paper? We Stole His NFT To Find Out!

NFTs, or Non-Fungible Tokens, have made waves in the cryptocurrency and art world in the past year, promising that for the measly price of a few thousand dollars, you, too, can legally own a cartoon .jpeg file of a monkey.  In the past few...

  • Apr 21, 2022

Paranoid Much? Painting That Was Definitely There Before Continues To Hang Inconspicuously and Unremarkably On Wall

Uh, hello? Are you done staring yet? You’re saying that painting on the wall is alive? You mean, the painting which you have no reason to question whatsoever is continuing to hang on the wall, where and how it always has?  I think you’re...

  • Mar 23, 2022
Smiling and laughing group of people doing cheers with glasses of green beer

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! But Don’t Forget All The Green-Dyed Beer In The World Won’t Make You Forget What Happened In Minneapolis, August 6th, 2013

Top o’ the mornin’ to ya lads and lassies! I hope yer all havin’ a wondrous St. Patrick’s Day and I hope ye’s all havin’ a proper bit of fun. Ye’s better make sure that yer wearin’ green, lest ye’s want to get pinched. Pinched....

  • Mar 23, 2022
Photoshopped wormhole on Michigan Diag; Man giving thumbs up

The Dos and Don’ts of Opening an Interdimensional Wormhole on Campus 

We’ve all been there. It’s a Saturday night, and following Friday’s debauchery, you and your friends are looking for some cheap, sober fun. Why not partake in the classic college pastime of opening an interdimensional wormhole? Here are a few...

  • Mar 23, 2022

7 Pictures Taken From Outside Your Bedroom Window That Will Make You Consider Getting Curtains

We’ve all been there: you move into a new place and realize there are no curtains for your bedroom window and you can’t go to Target to get some since that one checkout attendant you thought was cute that saw you buying prescription-strength...

  • Apr 22, 2021
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  • A Man in a drive Jacket looking like a jackass

    What To Expect When You Say You Like Marvel Movies And The Kid In Your Film Class With The Drive (2011) Jacket Raises Their Hand To Speak

    • Apr 21, 2022
  • Jimmy Fallon next to his NFT

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    • Apr 15, 2022
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