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University Lauds Self For Number Of Useless Campus Resources

A new campus resource proudly displays its profound lack of...

  • Sep 9, 2016

Area Man Pretends To Wash Hands After He Pees

In the midst of a study break during a long night at the UGLi, LSA...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Markley Roaches Disgusted By Freshman Infestation

Nearly seven months since it began, thousands of Markley cockroaches...

  • Apr 5, 2015

UMich Archaeologists Uncover UMich Archaeology Museum

SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF STATE STREET—A startling discovery was...

  • Feb 4, 2014

University Hires German Company To Über-Optimize Campus Infrastructure

In an effort to eliminate congestion and reduce student at-fault...

  • Sep 11, 2013

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