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Student To Graduate Without Taking Any Classes In Area Of Passion

Shortly after completing his senior audit at an advising appointment,...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Student Should Know Classmate’s Name By Now

Struggling as a classmate sat down next to him in an Org Studies 280...

  • Jan 27, 2017

‘I Have A Very Low Tolerance For Bullcrap,’ Says Professor For Whatever Reason

Professor Branson wants you to know in advance of any tests that he...

  • Sep 9, 2016

Student Running Out Of Opportunities To Delay Class Participation

Realizing that only two weeks stands between her and the end of the...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Student Sitting in Front Row of Econ 101 Lecture Developing Close Personal Relationship With Professor

Fellow students reported that freshman and Ross hopeful Brian...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Delicate Balance of Spanish 231 Classroom Thrown Into Chaos by 1° Change in Temperature

Only days after the new semester began, students of Spanish 231...

  • Nov 6, 2015

‘This Class is Easy,’ Proclaims Student Mere Days Before First Graded Assignment

Two days before the professor is scheduled to release the class’...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Class Quietly Giggles When Professor Curses

During International Studies 401 Thursday afternoon, approximately...

  • Sep 9, 2015

‘No Phones In Class’ Says Big Huge Dummy

Citing the scarcity of class time and the potential distraction of...

  • Feb 14, 2015

Great Books Lecture Covers Okay Book

Thursday morning marked the end of the semester’s twentieth Great...

  • Dec 4, 2014

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