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Dad Congratulates Econ Major Daughter On Basketball Team’s Performance This Year

Weinstein is excited to see how far his daughter advances in next...

  • Apr 13, 2018

Dad Subjects Family To Full Oral History Of Every Car He’s Ever Owned

Droning on during a family dinner last Sunday, Royal Oak resident and...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Dad Attempts Spanish Accent While Communicating With Locals

Citing a desire to appear more “cosmopolitan” and “make...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Middle-Aged Man Wearing High School Football Shirt Holding On To Last Remains Of Athleticism

Scherping’s t-shirt and “trick knee” are reportedly all he has...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Yep, I’m Just Here With Dad

By A Mom On The Phone With Nothing To Talk About Hi honey, it’s so...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Dad Unveils Latest Sandwich

Boasting its unique flavor combinations and variety of textures,...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Mom, Dad Agree Death of Family Dog Could Not Have Come at Better Time

With both children in college, local parents Judith and Ned Gunderson...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Unemployed Dad Even Less Wanted at Home

Recently laid off for a lack of demonstrated value to his department,...

  • Mar 15, 2015

I’m Just Building Character, And Your Son Is A Fucking Pansy

I’m just like any other dad. I want my kid to have a meaningful...

  • Mar 12, 2015

Study: Education Major Now More Marketable Than Ever, Dad

Citing lower unemployment rates and increased pay, several studies...

  • Feb 12, 2015

Area Mom Giving Dad Divorce Eyes From Across Table Again

Citing her cold, penetrating stare and distant, joyless demeanor,...

  • Jan 24, 2015

Family Held Hostage As Dad Forces Entire Household To Watch All 28 Hours Of DVD Special Features

A screening of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey turned hostile...

  • Sep 8, 2014
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