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‘Excuse Me, Where Is The Ketchup?’ Asks Student With Strange Level Of Urgency

This past Thursday afternoon, those in line at Wild Fire in the South...

  • Apr 8, 2016

This Is Our Table

Excuse me… hello? What do you think you’re doing here?...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Infographic: South Quad’s Secret Menu

  • Mar 17, 2015

Despite Daniel’s Offer To Swipe, Freshman Girl Unimpressed By Dining Hall Date

Daniel Mendel, a freshman in Markley, describes himself as a romantic...

  • Mar 29, 2014

Dining Hall Favorite ‘Grandma Shubert’s Meatloaf’ Found To Contain Trace Amounts Of Grandma Shubert

Sources confirm that a recent study of the nutritional value of the...

  • Feb 23, 2014

Sexual Tension Too Great For Only Two People In Dining Hall At 8:30 AM

East Quad residents Melanie O’Brien and George Boyd both made their...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Dining Hall Employee Fucking Thrilled To Serve You

HILL DINING CENTER – Sources confirmed recently that part-time...

  • Feb 2, 2013

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