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Drunk Dinner Conversation Results In ‘Obvious’ Solution to Middle Eastern Conflict 

The guests reportedly wondered how centuries of scholars hadn’t...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Come On! He Was Wide Open!

Hey, ’sup! Did I miss anything? Oh good, it’s only the second...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Future Ph.D. Candidate Too Drunk To Make It To Game

Sources confirm that during a recent football Saturday honors student...

  • Oct 9, 2015

$8,000 Raised By Mud Bowl Barely Covers Participants’ Stomach Pumps

The annual Mud Bowl took place last Saturday despite protests from...

  • Oct 9, 2015

I Wish I Could Wear That Crop Top

God I wish I could wear that crop top. Sorry, just have to get to the...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Drunk Fan Taken Out Of Ball Game, Taken Out Of Crowd

WRIGLEY FIELD—Sources report that Mudville, Illinois native Jim...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Please Stop Sending Pictures Of Me To People When You’re Drunk

Yo, brochacho, it’s time for us to have a talk. I think we have a...

  • Jan 8, 2014

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