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Least Essential Member Of Friend Group Pulls Chair Up To Booth

Sources report that Bishop spent most of the evening straining from...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Friend Who Suggests Going to Strip Club Only Joking if You’re Joking

LSA sophomore Adam McDonald reported Friday that he is totally...

  • Dec 4, 2015

Study Suggests Paleo Dieters Lose Average Of Ten Pounds, Three Friends Per Month

According to reports released earlier this month by University of...

  • Apr 2, 2015

Professor Naively Assumes Students Have Friend In Class To Study With

Seemingly oblivious to the looks of nervousness and reluctance on the...

  • Jan 23, 2015

Graduating Senior Finally Starting To Figure Out This Whole ‘College’ Thing

CAMPUS – After four difficult years of adapting to college life,...

  • Apr 21, 2013

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