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Glasses Not Enough To Get Hot Girl Taken Seriously

Maybe she should read a fucking book. Although she returned from...

  • Mar 23, 2018

Report: Friendless Girl Just Needs To Be Herself, Stop Talking About Horses So Much

Sources close to seventh-grader Alexis Hayworth, who just switched...

  • Feb 17, 2017

I Guess I’m Just More Of A Feel-Objectified-And-Powerless At Rick’s Kinda Girl

Sometimes after a long week of classes, work, and studying, all I...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Have You Seen How Nice The IM Building Is?

Have you guys seen the newly renovated IM building? I mean have you...

  • Nov 12, 2016

Group Of Friends Debate Hotness Of Girl They Have No Shot With

Witnesses reported that this past Monday, a group of Markley...

  • Mar 18, 2016

‘Mysterious’ Hallmate Glad People Haven’t Realized She Just Quiet And Lame

After three consecutive months of minimal contact with her hallmates,...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Daughter Showing Parents Around New Apartment Like She Wasn’t Just Savagely Fucked In It

Moments after brushing a pile of condoms back into her bedside table...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Girl Complaining About Hookup Culture Clearly Not Getting Any

According to multiple accounts, LSA junior Becca Stanton, who shares...

  • Sep 9, 2015

I Wish I Could Wear That Crop Top

God I wish I could wear that crop top. Sorry, just have to get to the...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Parka Engineered For Antarctic Expedition Now Facilitating Walk From Landmark To Starbucks

ANNARBORTICA, MI–A century-long history of exploration above the...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Sophomore Girls Feel Less Welcome At This Year’s Welcome Week

Across campus, female students of sophomore standing have reported a...

  • Sep 15, 2014

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