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University Celebrates 200th Year Of Celebrating University

In what University representatives claim will be a “spirited and...

  • Apr 7, 2017

The Jig Is Up For Graduating E3W Writer Posing As ‘Funny’

When, in one of her characteristic blackout drunken stupors, staff...

  • May 1, 2014

General Motors CEO, Commencement Speaker Barra Announces Recall Of Graduating Seniors

Just weeks before she is scheduled to deliver the commencement...

  • Apr 20, 2014

Student Starting Unpaid Internship That Will Prepare Him For Career In Unpaid Debt

AN INCREASINGLY DIM FUTURE—With graduation fast approaching, LSA...

  • Apr 20, 2014

Report: Time Flies When You’re An LSA Senior Who Doesn’t Have Their Shit Together

According to a recent study conducted at the ‘U,’ seniors...

  • Mar 29, 2014

Graduating Senior Accepts Lucrative Offer Of Unemployment In Detroit Suburb

THE BOARDBEDROOM – After submitting countless job applications and...

  • Apr 21, 2013

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