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Professors Prepare for Students’ Fresh Minds, Half-Assed Excuses

Coming off a summer of family vacations, intellectual contemplation,...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Forgotten Headphones Determined Good Enough Reason To Head Home For Day

Despite his best intentions to finish an essay and get ahead on...

  • Apr 2, 2015

Mold In Shower No Match For Little Water Kicked In Its Direction

While the winter months “tend to bring out the worst” in Ann...

  • Dec 8, 2014

You’re Seriously Going To Turn In That Piece of Shit?

Okay, seriously? You really need to stop this. Take a look at...

  • Feb 24, 2014

Lazy Libertarian Probably Just Giving Relatives Bitcoins For Christmas

Joe Perry, notable to friends and family for his distrust of...

  • Dec 13, 2013

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