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Area Blogger Just Excited to Have Job Title

Local lifestyle blogger Jack Gibson celebrated a “tremendous career...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Stain on Shirt Clearly Only Thing That Kept Tyler From Getting Laid on Friday

Tyler Dupont left a Friday night house party unaccompanied by a...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Pussy State Senator Proposes Stricter Helmet Safety Law

In an attempt to reduce the amount of serious injuries resulting from...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Alex Didn’t Have Time To Commit To The A Cappella Group Anyway

According to his parents, Alex Gelernter has contended that, with all...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Unpopular Kid From High School Peaked in High School

After hearing yet another story about his glory days, sources...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Freshman Pretending to be Extrovert for First Few Weeks

To escape his high school reputation as a “loner” and...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Freshman Fails to Land Threesome in First Week

Freshman and “total loser” Bobby Horn returned home late Saturday...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Tony Romo out to Prove That Last Year Aberration, Has Sights on 8-8 Record

Heading into the 2015 NFL season, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony...

  • Sep 8, 2015

Report: No One ‘Around’ To Pick Up Least Essential Member Of Friend Group From Airport

Sophomore Alex DeRosa spent his Sunday night waiting on the curb of...

  • Apr 5, 2015

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