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Area Man Frantically Searching For Hawaiian Shirt To Cultivate Laid-Back Vibe At Party

Sullivan (pictured) anxiously searching for the perfect relaxed darty...

  • Sep 9, 2016

House Party Downgraded To Pregame After Fewer Facebook RSVPs Than Expected

LSA junior Matt Copeland was forced to change the Facebook...

  • Mar 18, 2016

Study: Guys Who Let Girls Keep Coat in Their Rooms at Parties 100% More Likely to Have a Girl’s Coat in Their Room

The University of Michigan Institute for Social Research published a...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Quirky Description For Facebook Event Masks Reality Of Loud, Sweaty Gathering

According to the event description for “Anna’s 21st Birthday”...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Friend Announces Plan To Remain Sober, Judgmental Tonight

Amid reports of a “Tight and Bright” party at Chi Phi, rising...

  • Sep 9, 2015

‘So, What’s Your Major?’ Asks Social Maverick At Party

Sources confirmed that LSA junior and self-described “human social...

  • Oct 16, 2014

Sophomore Girls Feel Less Welcome At This Year’s Welcome Week

Across campus, female students of sophomore standing have reported a...

  • Sep 15, 2014

’21 to Drink’ Sign At Party Only Thing Standing Between LSA Junior And Felony Charges Of Providing Minors With Alcohol

Friends of LSA Junior Mott Riley, who hosted his “Mid-Lent...

  • Apr 24, 2014

That Guy Who Brings Acoustic Guitar To Every Party Finally Gets Laid

Sources confirmed this Sunday morning that LSA sophomore Wyatt...

  • Dec 13, 2013

South Quad RAs Declare Sparsely-Attended Social Justice Dance Party ‘Total Blast’

90% EMPTY ROOM – As a prelude to February’s annual celebration of...

  • Feb 2, 2013

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