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Roommate Leaving Dirty Dish In Sink Annoyed With Sink Full Of Dirty Dishes

Area sophomore Richard Daniels recently announced that he was “a...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Top 5 Most Annoying Problems with Having a Full-Grown Zebra as a Roommate

Whether he’s your BFF or a stranger you brought in to help pay the...

  • Dec 4, 2015

Junior Patiently Waiting For Right Time To Eat Roommate’s Leftover Pizza

Sources report that junior Evan Anderson, who shares a two-bedroom...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Roommate Who Moved in Four Hours Earlier Knows All the Ins and Outs

Gesturing out the window towards the law quad, area roommate Michael...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Less Popular Roommate Wondering What ‘We’re’ Doing Tonight

In a typical act of social ineptitude, LSA freshman and less popular...

  • Mar 16, 2015

Screenwriting Major Expert At Crafting Tension With Roommate

Sources close to SAC major Bryan Klein report that his extensive...

  • Mar 16, 2015

Living Room Coffee Table Nowhere Near As Messy As It Could Be, Claims Laid-Back Housemate

SOMEWHERE ON GREENWOOD—Consensus slob and excuse-making housemate...

  • Jan 24, 2015

Roommate Luxuriating in Total, Unmitigated Control of Thermostat While You’re Gone For Weekend

Researchers at the University of Iowa’s Institute for the Study of...

  • Jan 23, 2015

Student Puzzled By Roommate’s Bizarre Christmas Decorations

LEWIS HOUSE, BURSLEY—Area freshman Michael Campbell was reportedly...

  • Dec 4, 2014

End Of Summer Sublease Not First Time Brittany Has Kicked Creepy Guy Out Of Bedroom, Certainly Not Last

WHEREVER BRITTANY LIVES—In a familiar sight to her housemates,...

  • Sep 15, 2014

Student Desperate To Sublease Apartment For Summer Completely Willing To Overlook Any Prospective Subletter’s Total Insanity

Sources report that Engineering sophomore Lindsay Harper, who is...

  • Apr 20, 2014

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