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Though We Appreciate Your Thoughtful Application, We’ve Decided To Give The Position To My Son

We thank you for coming in. We would like to commend you for your...

  • Dec 3, 2017

Brother, You Either Got It, Or You Don’t; And These 7 Pictures of Pugs, They Got It

Now son, I’m gonna give it to you straight. In this world there’s...

  • Oct 9, 2015

You Can’t Put A Price On The Ones You Love, But Pursuant To Statute 57 Section 36, We’re Asking for $100 Million

Sometimes those corny cliches are right: family is priceless. But,...

  • Mar 12, 2015

I’m Just Building Character, And Your Son Is A Fucking Pansy

I’m just like any other dad. I want my kid to have a meaningful...

  • Mar 12, 2015

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