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T-Ball Player Assigned To Right Field Gradually Realizing He Sucks

Williams realized that it’s only getting worse from here. Youth...

  • Apr 13, 2018

Nation’s B-Ball Players Recommend Just Calling It Basketball

Also, the nation’s football players announced they’d prefer not...

  • Apr 13, 2018

Super Bowl Results No Longer Sustaining Small Talk With Coworkers

The nation’s coworkers are no longer interested in discussing...

  • Feb 23, 2018

Man Using Foam Roller Not Exactly Sure Either

Backwater, just sort of rolling around.   According to reports,...

  • Jan 26, 2018

Record-Breaking Deal Establishes Vicodin As NFL’s Official Hydrocodone Provider

The NFL encourages fans to sit back, pop a percocet and watch some...

  • Nov 10, 2017

Student Working Out Neither Intimidating Nor Intimidated

Davis, holding his own in the weight room. After using the new IM...

  • Oct 17, 2017

Women’s Crew Team Scouting Union Elevator As Potential Walk On

The women’s crew team is reportedly scouting the Union elevator as...

  • Sep 11, 2017

March Madness Commences With Blood Sacrifice Of Duke Blue Devil Under First Moon

The Blue Devil’s blood will be drunk by the winning team’s point...

  • Mar 17, 2017

March Madness Commences With Blood Sacrifice Of Duke Blue Devil Under First Moon

Marking the commencement of this year’s NCAA Basketball Tournament,...

  • Mar 16, 2017

Adam Silver Lifts Ban on Defense for Playoffs

Upon the conclusion of the NBA regular season, NBA Commissioner Adam...

  • Apr 8, 2016

ESPN Manages to Connect Current Event With Sports

Following the attacks in Paris, viewers tuning into SportsCenter were...

  • Dec 4, 2015

With String of Upset Victories, Boko Haram Slowly Climbing AP Top 25 Terrorist Group Rankings

With the tournament quickly approaching, Nigerian terrorist...

  • Feb 15, 2015
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