• No menu assigned!
"Better than sex,
   twice as often."
The Every Three Weekly
  • Campus
  • National
  • World
  • Sports
  • Opinion
  • Infographics
  • The Click House
  • Encyclopedia
  • Newsletter

Campus Finally Warm Enough For Crying Outside

“It’s so dark and cold year round,” said student Teddy Dougert...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Report: Human Trafficking Makes Jenna Sad

Citing the numerous articles and videos she has recently seen on her...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Man Hopes Problems Bad Enough To Keep Therapist Interested

Area man Jacob Ridenour reportedly spent the majority of his fifty...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Conservative Grandmother Expecting Love Like Some Kind Of Handout

Local grandmother and ideological conservative Helen Norman...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Biologists Claim Most Extinct Species Not Worth Keeping Around Anyway

According to the paper, “99.9 percent” of all species that have...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Newly Engaged Couple Planning Summer Divorce

Following a large ceremony on the beach in California, newlyweds Josh...

  • Apr 7, 2017

I Do Not Know What The Provost Does And I Am Afraid To Ask

I have been here at the University of Michigan for three years now,...

  • Apr 7, 2017

You Know, I Could Die In The Next Four Years, Too

I’ve been noticing a lot of people lamenting the possibility of my...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Housemate Wondering If Dildo In Bathroom Is Communal

Holding the sex toy up for everyone in the room to see, local...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Local Physician Reassures Dead Patient’s Family Members That ‘It Won’t Happen Again’

Stimson said he was annoyed that Keller “made such a big deal”...

  • Oct 14, 2016

Local Indie Band Can Cover Impressive Range Of Mumford And Sons Songs

23-year-old lead singer Brandon Hemmings’ newly formed...

  • Oct 14, 2016

Nation Disappointed in 21st Century’s Lack of Tube Infrastructure So Far

Stating that the current infrastructure was “underwhelming” and...

  • Jul 8, 2016
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
1 OF 3

COPYRIGHT 2016 E3W. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

  • About
  • Apply To Join The Every Three Weekly
  • Contact
  • Encyclopedia
  • Home
  • Legal Disclaimer
  • Newsletter