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Local Woman Buys Snacks In Case Grandchildren Who Aren’t Yet Born Come Over For A Visit

Blier shopping for her unborn ancestors. Admitting that none of her...

  • Mar 19, 2017

Local Woman Tries BDSM, Says ‘Ouch’

Despite expecting to be enveloped in a wave of raw passion while...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Kale Salad With Pine Nuts ‘Delicious Lunch’ According To Lies Woman Tells Self

According to local woman Sarah Hoffman’s own self-delusions, a...

  • Dec 2, 2016

Local Woman Unsure Whether Revealing Outfit Symbol Of Female Empowerment Or Objectification

Before leaving for Rick’s this past Saturday, LSA junior Lisa...

  • Jul 8, 2016

Busty Girl Who Only Showed Up To Mass Meeting Missed For Rest Of Semester

Noting that she “would have brought some assets” to their student...

  • Dec 4, 2015

This Woman Responded to Her Ex with Lines from Florida Senate Bill Number 408 Subsection B and This Is What Happened

Last Monday, Rachel Gorman, a PR student at Trinity University, got...

  • Dec 4, 2015

Woman Pretends To Remember Details Of Friend’s Emotional Strife

LSA junior Andrea Kaener met for dinner with longtime friend Emma...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Meet the Woman Who Makes Poster Putty With Her Mouth Glands

Poster putty is such a ubiquitous part of interior decoration that...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Successful Weight Loss Regimen Opens Up New Doors For Other, More Obscure Insecurities

Resulting in her recent loss of over 30 pounds, Jen Harper’s...

  • Sep 9, 2015

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