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Report: Peyton Manning Wandering Aimlessly Around Mansion Waiting to Masturbate Again

According to sources close to the situation, former NFL quarterback...

  • Apr 8, 2016

African Dictator Pleads War Crimes Down To Petty Genocide

  • Apr 8, 2016

Jeb Bush Builds Fort Out of Boxes of Unused Campaign Merchandise, Still Won’t Come Out

Sources close to former Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush...

  • Mar 18, 2016

George H. W. Bush Reassures Jeb: ‘It Doesn’t Matter If You Win or Lose as Long as You Have Fun’

In the car ride after picking up his son outside of a Republican...

  • Jan 28, 2016

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