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Reinventing Yourself Point-Counterpoint

POINT: Reinventing Yourself in the Movie Industry Isn’t That Hard...

  • Apr 21, 2013

WANTED: Quiet, Considerate Resident To Sublet My Vagina

My previous tenant is moving to Arizona so I’m looking to rent out...

  • Apr 21, 2013

Just Wanted To Remind You That Our HoneyBaked Goodness Survived The Recession

Whew! That was some roller-coaster ride, huh? The economy has been so...

  • Apr 21, 2013

Can We Please Focus On Something Other Than My Smoking Hot Bombshell Of A Niece, Kate Upton?

I love serving our great nation as much as the next guy. But, as a...

  • Apr 21, 2013

Through Learning Not To Split His Or Her Infinitives Haphazardly, A Student Will Begin To Produce Eventually Much Clearer Prose, As Compared To That Of A Student Who Has Not Learned Not To Split His Or Her Infinitives Haphazardly

Over the course of the past 20 years, this author has become...

  • Apr 21, 2013

Senior Farewells: Kevin Binder, Simpleton-in-Chief

Every once in a while, I’ll accidentally let slip that I work for...

  • Apr 21, 2013

North Quad Flooding Fails To Destroy Dennison Building

Campus Laments Enduring Eyesore AN UNFORTUNATELY-STILL-EXTANT...

  • Apr 21, 2013

Spanish 102 Students Forced To Translate Incredibly Disturbing Sentences

‘Las Momias Comen Los Ninos,’ Reads Latest Homework Sources...

  • Apr 21, 2013

Graduating Senior Accepts Lucrative Offer Of Unemployment In Detroit Suburb

THE BOARDBEDROOM – After submitting countless job applications and...

  • Apr 21, 2013

Fraternity Pledge Spends Last Week Of Semester Frantically Creating Sober Memories

DELTA THETA BETA CHAPTER HOUSE – Upon realizing he would soon be...

  • Apr 21, 2013

Senior Farewells: Nathan Kerns, Undifferentiated Editor

My relationship with this paper has been a long, occasionally violent...

  • Apr 21, 2013

Graduating Senior Reminisces About His Time With The Every Three Weekly (Senior Farewell: Alex King, Sourpuss-In-Chief)

CAMPUS – According to sources deep within himself, departing...

  • Apr 21, 2013
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