In my years on the E3W, I’ve been many things: creative, enterprising, encouraging, drunk. But above all, I’ve been really beautiful.
For me, leading this publication has been all about having high standards. The staff will agree that I’ve asked a lot of them. They’ll also agree that I’m hot as hell. Together, we’ve gone on to create the best literary publication on campus, month after month. And let’s not forget how great I looked every cycle.
As for you readers, you may not be able to read my biting satirical quips anymore. But you can still catch me on Instagram. So, no, I’m not sad about graduating and losing my role as a leader, writer, and satirist. I still have at least 15 years of being a fine piece of ass.