Claiming that it is the only way to truly meet yourself, a popular lifestyle blog has recently suggested removing all the “toxic” and “negative” people in your life and replacing them with...
After sitting outside John F. Kennedy International Airport’s Gate 27 for almost three hours, American Airlines passenger Samuel Richman “can finally empathize with refugees.” “I mean look at...
Numerous reports are coming in that local man Wyatt King is skeptical whether the world is ready to see him in the sunglasses he is trying on in Bivouac. Although the sunglasses flattered his face...
In a most unprecedented move last Friday, area woman Kat Mitchells purchased a box of scented tampons from her local CVS, leading some to believe her to be, “a bit of a psychopath.” Fellow CVS...
Though the search for extraterrestrial life on Mars continues, the red planet has yet to show any signs of life or interest in Brian’s YouTube channel. NASA’s search for life involves the...