This Saturday, the University of Michigan received unexpected news when the Board of Regents announced they were firing President Mark Schlissel for being horny on main. On January 15, the...
Family of the recently deceased Eugene Flanster were surprised to notice the patriarch’s arms crossed in the casket and now believe he must have passed away on a waterslide. Visiting family...
In preparation for the end of the season, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has asked teams to pose for a silly NFL playoff picture. The commissioner reportedly directed the Los Angeles Rams and...
The American Fetish Society released a statement this week that the citation style known as “footnotes” are officially considered the “sexiest annotation method.” The statement shocked...
Sources are confirming a “naughty little strand of floss” flicked small pieces of food onto the mirror while being used to clean out area woman Charlotte Reagan’s teeth. Sources confirm...
LSA senior Reggie Dougherty was seen chugging cans of beer to support a local children’s charity through their returnable can drive. “Saturdays are for the boys, Naturdays are for the...