Since originally being scheduled in October 2015, the funeral for former President James Earl Carter has been postponed for the seventh time. President Carter, 95, has battled numerous ailments in...

Despite area grandmother ShirleyJacobson’s lifelong history of hating anyone who is not white, Jacobson is being eulogized as a compassionate, admirable woman. At Jacobson’s funeral, which took...

Reports emerged from theRobertson household late last night that Jodie had been nominated by her older siblings to go ask Mom and Dad if they could see FrozenII in theaters because she was currently...

Several drivers on US Route 30 have reported heavy traffic in the eastbound lane due to an Amish buggy “taking its sweet time” in front of nearly sixty cars. “I was on my way home from work,...

Recent reports indicate that the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA) spelling of worcestershire in the dictionary was even more indecipherable than the english version. Students in Linguistics 210,...

Sources have confirmed that the batteries contained in 914 Oakland Avenue’s fire alarm were called upon to make the ultimate sacrifice last Saturday night, when housemate Olivia Brown got a little...