After a day of parades and family barbecues, hundreds of thousands of Americans continued to celebrate America by destroying it. Obliterating the United States has become a favorite tradition among...
In what has become a national tradition, millions of Americans are holding July Fourth barbecues during which they grill the national bird. Bald Eagles were removed from the list of endangered...
After returning to Virginia from Berlin, area man Xander Roth left the baggage carousel with a bag that did not belong to him. “Close enough,” thought Roth, who neglected to check if the bag’s...
Following the boarding of the initial boarding groups, all active service members, and families travelling with small children, group nine passengers on Spirit Airlines flight 316 from DTW to...
With marginal revenue on the decline after yet another slow quarter, Dole Fresh Vegetables Inc. has opted for an innovative solution and announced their very first solar-powered line of produce....
Major League Baseball commissioner Robert Manfred issued a statement early last week assuring fans of the sport that there will be “absolutely no pressure” to watch a single inning of the game at...
Reports have surfaced that local middle school teacher Steven Miller saw one of his students at Kroger this past Sunday, despite believing that all students sleep at school. The student, Timothy...