Claiming this release begins the “next era of communication,” Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed at his company’s keynote today the tech-giant’s newest gadget: the left-handed iPhone. The iPhone L...
Sources close to local kid James Miller have recently been able to confirm that he is getting a little bit too old to be engaging in childish behaviors like believing in himself. “Between the ages...
Following the annual international summit meeting of evil-doers in Muskegon, MI, this year’s top criminal masterminds announced a five-year plan to stop announcing their plans. “It doesn’t...
A Michigan woman has her dog to thank after he “heroically” dragged her entire family into a raging house fire. Arya Conway, a Canton resident, was lounging on her patio with her family when...
Members of the Johnson family have reported that their mother’s birthday is the worst day of the year. “Mom always asks us not to make a big deal about her birthday,” said Sally Johnson. “But...
According to a recent announcement from University Health Service, the free condoms provided by the clinic will now be exclusively available to attractive students. Attractive junior Josh Stevens...
Having lost her Macbook Pro charger Wednesday evening while taking a quick bathroom break at the library, a University of Michigan freshman posted in the Class of 2022 Facebook group, making it clear...