Wow, this is just like Lady Bird! I’m having sex with a skinny white man who doesn’t really care if I live or die! This is seriously my Lady Bird moment. Before this, he was talking my ear off...

Hot dog! My dog’s a girl! Well, how about that? I could’ve sworn our beagle, George, was a boy, but it looks like she’s not! I can’t believe I didn’t notice until now. Guys, you’ve got to...

I was taught by my old man from a young age that it’s not all about the money. You just need to really love what you do. I’ve heard so many noble men and women repeat this same sentiment. It took...

Hey, it’s good to see you! How have you been doing? I know getting abruptly dumped has been a lot for you to deal with lately. Wait, speaking of which, I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but my...

Scientists have recently discovered the existence of flying cars. The discovery took such a long time because the flying cars have allegedly been named ‘planes’. Josh Hardy, a John Hopkins...

Many parents have recently begun refusing to buy puppets for their children, claiming that puppets have set “unrealistic beauty standards” for children about how gaping their holes should be....