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Michigan Basketball Opens Season With 212–6 Win Over Local YMCA Team

After a 2017-18 season highlighted by a Big Ten Tournament win and a...

  • Nov 8, 2018

Woman With Target Shopping Addiction Just Thinks It’s The Cutest Fucking Thing

According to friends of area woman Jenna Greene, a self-described...

  • Nov 8, 2018

Man Who Got Flu Shot Going To Go Ahead And Flex That Bandage For A Few Days

After receiving his yearly flu shot from Walgreens, it has been...

  • Nov 8, 2018

Nation’s Wiley Tricksters Report Something On Your Shirt

In an attempt to make suckers and dopes across the country look,...

  • Nov 8, 2018

It Was The Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back

He has given up the ghost, breathed his last, kicked the bucket,...

  • Nov 8, 2018

Where The Fuck Are All My Spoons

It’s completely normal that two roommates would share some things,...

  • Nov 8, 2018

Surely I Am Fortune’s Fool

I was all cunning and courage whence I began this task of downing a...

  • Nov 8, 2018

Guys, Don’t Pack It Up Just Yet

Look guys, I get it. We all have places we need to be and I’m sure...

  • Nov 8, 2018

How To Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner

  • Nov 8, 2018

History Of Michigan Football

  • Nov 8, 2018

Tragic Wildfire Deemed Result Of Some Goon Shit

  • Nov 8, 2018

Thanksgiving Hookup: Pros and Cons

  • Nov 8, 2018
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