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Nation’s Sprawling Plains Could Be Literally Thousands Of Bowling Lanes

  • Feb 19, 2022

Person With Butterfly Tattoo Giving Off More Carpet Moth Vibes

Friends of 32-year-old Dana Baruski have recently claimed that she...

  • Feb 19, 2022

Squirrels Watching Man Getting Robbed Not Doing Damn Thing About It

Local resident Thomas Graves, 42, was reportedly robbed at knifepoint...

  • Feb 19, 2022

Report: Grandma Singing Along To National Anthem Again

While at her grandson’s basketball game this past weekend, it was...

  • Feb 19, 2022

House With Bloody Handprint On Window Up Way Too Late To Be Halloween Decoration

A lone house on Vaughn Street has recently put up some untimely...

  • Feb 19, 2022

Health-Conscious Bullies Announce Plans To Sanitize Toilets In Between Swirlies

Last Monday, several local STEM middle school bullies announced in a...

  • Feb 19, 2022

Unidentified Flying Object Turns Out To Just Be UFO

NASA scientists have reported that the unidentified object seen...

  • Feb 19, 2022

Area Man Overestimates Bop It Abilities

This past Tuesday, 23-year-old Lance Yezoff was “way, way off” in...

  • Feb 19, 2022
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Boy, That Sure Is Good Bourbon

Aaahhhhh. Oh yeah. Yep. Boy, I’ll tell ya, that sure is good...

  • Feb 19, 2022
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Your Training Is Past Due And We Know Where You Live

Did you really think you could run? I asked you to complete your...

  • Feb 19, 2022
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Any Day Now, Guys

Any day now, guys. Any day now. One of these days, one of you guys is...

  • Feb 19, 2022
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What The Hell Do You Mean It’s Not My Birthday

What the actual FUCK do you mean it’s not my birthday? How can I...

  • Feb 19, 2022
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