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Intrigue: Who Stole The September Issue Of The E3W?

  • Nov 6, 2022
An advertisement for the Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville Cruise.

Help! We Went On The Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville Cruise For Fall Break And He Won’t Let Us Off Until We Write Him A Special Edition

  • Nov 6, 2022
Samurai warriors in a bloody battle.

FOMO Alert: This Samurai Committed Ritual Suicide While Surrounded On All Sides By His Enemies Right Before One Of Them Let Out A Really Hilarious Fart

Ugh, so embarrassing! Famed samurai warrior Eto Hiyedori honorably...

  • Nov 6, 2022
Students at a career fair.

Uh Oh! Looks Like Every Internship Until 2047 Is Taken. Better Luck Next Time You Lazy Fuck

Rise and grind chuckle fucks, it’s another beautiful day. Another...

  • Nov 6, 2022
A school bus driver.

Inspiring! This Boy Brought A Breakfast Sandwich For His Bus Driver Every Morning Until He Keeled Over From All The Fucking Cholesterol

Wow—we all need an unlikely friend like this! Third-grader Brian...

  • Nov 6, 2022
A side-by-side of Kurt Cobain and a Ouija board.

We Contacted Kurt Cobain With A Ouija Board And All He Kept Saying Was That The Blind Pig Was His Favorite Music Venue

Despite being dead for almost 30 years, Kurt Cobain has released a...

  • Nov 6, 2022

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