I Got Into This Paper On Merit!

I know what you all are thinking— who’s this “Sofie” girl who just applied for The Every Three Weekly for the first time her senior year? How’d she get onto this paper?! To those people I say, I am supremely funny and my getting into the E3W has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that editor-in-chief Suzy Weiss is my roommate and close personal friend.