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Entire Co-Op Accidently Gets Matching Septum Piercings

According to reports emerging last Friday, members of the Debs...

  • Nov 29, 2018

Guy Who Apparently Has More Friends Than You Wants To Know If You’re Using That Chair

Reports have indicated that South Quad resident Kirk Fletcher, who...

  • Nov 29, 2018

Student Still Finding His Groove In 12th Week Of Semester

After returning from Thanksgiving break, LSA junior Martin Gary has...

  • Nov 29, 2018

Dance Team Too Loud

Reports emerged last Tuesday night that the dance team practicing in...

  • Nov 29, 2018

Sophomore Still Finding His Groove In 12th Week Of Semester

After returning from Thanksgiving break, LSA sophomore Martin Gary...

  • Nov 29, 2018

We Couldn’t Find Any Pictures of Stanley Tucci In A Top Hat, So We Hope This One Of Michael Stuhlbarg Will Be Ok

Ok. Here’s the thing. We know you wanted to see a picture of...

  • Nov 29, 2018

Upstaged! Every one of this groom’s groomsmen wore the same outfit as him!

Well this is one problem no bridegroom ever wants to face, but local...

  • Nov 29, 2018

6 Things That Will Happen If You Don’t Fall Asleep After Taking Tylenol PM

1. Stamps All kinds of stamps. We’re not talking about just any...

  • Nov 29, 2018

Next Level Charity: Freerice.com Has Announced Every Grain Of Rice Donated Will Be 5000% Bigger

Getting food to those in need has always been one of the most...

  • Nov 29, 2018

Beauty On The Inside! This Dog Loves His Master For Her Bones!

Ruff ruff! The bond between a dog and its human can be one of the...

  • Nov 29, 2018

Hanukkah Miracle! This Pothead’s THC Oil Lasted All Eight Nights

It’s a miracle! Kyle’s vape pen just lasted for all eight nights...

  • Nov 29, 2018

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  • Nov 29, 2018
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