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University of Michigan President Santa Ono

Exclusive: “Interview” With President Santa Ono

DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a real interview. Santa Ono REFUSED to sit...

  • Mar 8, 2023

Results From Last Issue’s Readers’ Poll

  • Mar 8, 2023
The Super Bowl LVII graphic featuring the Lombardi trophy.

A Look Back On Super Bowl Halftime Shows

  • Mar 8, 2023
A laptop keyboard covered in crumbs.

Fuck: You Just Closed A Pringle In Your Laptop

Well, fuck. Now what are you going to do? I mean, yeah, sure, you can...

  • Mar 8, 2023
A man pouring red wine into a glass.

Area Swine Pours Red Wine Into White Wine Glass

It’s all around the neighborhood that a local fellow by the name of...

  • Mar 8, 2023

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