So, I just found out that the Every Three Weekly is supposed to be a satire newspaper. I don’t know what to say. I’ve been writing for this paper since my freshman year, yet I was never informed...

The time I spent on this paper was the best of my life. Same thing with you, Dana, but all good things must come to an end. I thank you for your support, and all you’ve taught me. Again, this goes...

Sara Lebow graduated peacefully in her sleep surrounded by E3W staff. She will be remembered for being the second hottest member of the paper and for getting offended by her own front page headlines...