As a lead correspondent on all non-white issues for this paper, my sole mission was to provide the multicultural perspective it was lacking. Not only did I make the staff box seem more diverse,...

I am no different than the Safe Sex Store, the Village Apothecary, or the Amer’s in the Michigan Union. I was around for a while, shared what I had to offer with a community, added some value to...

Children need to learn about the glory of classic rock, and this is the movie that can teach them. They need to be taught how to get the Led out. They need to know that the Man kidnapped Shamu and...

My college career has been a waste. I have no future, no career prospects. My parents paid out-of-state tuition so I could chuckle to myself as I wrote jokes about Harbaugh and Greek Life. Looking...

What do we do with humor? Is it for pure entertainment? The Every Three Weekly has shown me how to understand the world through humor, and I think that’s helped greatly. Life’s contradictions get...

I have had a great few years working with The Every Three Weekly staff, and now it is time for me to move on and start my full-time job in artificial intelligence research at IBM Watson. And I have...

I can’t believe I’m graduating and leaving all my little writers behind. But not quite! I’ll be hanging around Ann Arbor doing the whole grad school thing, so you can totally expect I’ll show...