Hey Guys. Writing for this paper for the past four years has been a blast and a half and I’ve learned so much. But what’s exponentially more important than that, is what you guys think of my hat.
As co-editor-in-chief of The Every Three Weekly, I would love your opinions on the quality and content of this paper. But let’s be honest, none of that matters anymore, so let’s cut the bullshit and get to what’s really important: my hat.
Soon, I will graduate and leave all of these cherished memories behind me. And the only thing left? You guessed it. My hat. So please, let me know what you think of it.
If you care about me or this paper at all, you won’t let me become a hat girl if I don’t actually have what it takes to be a hat girl. I’m turning to YOU, the reader, in my time of need. Much like I’m sure you guys have all turned to this paper in yours.
So, if you have any thoughts on my hat please send them to firstname.lastname@example.org. If you have any opinions on this paper, well, that’s not really my problem anymore.