In a discovery that shocked statisticians and laymen alike, scientists have found a strong correlation between numbers and other numbers. The full extent of this correlation has yet to be realized,...
In wake of the ever-increasing amount of plastic in Earth’s oceans, the Mariner’s Aquarium in South Beach, Miami has unveiled its new plastic exhibit. The exhibit boasts hundreds of different...
Senior Associate Director of Housing at the University of Michigan Amir Baghdadchi recently announced that the housing department would be partnering with the company to create a new housing program....
Last week’s issue of U.S. News named Ann Arbor, Michigan as the nation’s top destination for both young people and elderly couples who list their favorite musical genre as classic American folk....
Confirming your deepest and darkest fears, researchers affirmed that the creepy foreign computer hacker, who is still currently spying on you through the tape you placed over your laptop camera, was...
According to a new study from the University of Indiana, biking to work was found in most cases to elongate life and cause a considerably more disturbing death. “The proof is undeniable,” said...
Sources report that, following a call for friends to gather for a group photo, junior Daniel Stonewick’s request for “a silly one” went entirely unacknowledged. Under the assumption that he had...