History 214 student Paula Rollins claims that after waiting three weeks for her essay on Bulgarian nuns to be graded, her professor’s only written comment was “good work.” “What the fuck,”...
Offering an “antipasti” choice of either “crostini misti con ciottoli” or “bruschetta calda all’olio d’oliva e aglio,” it reportedly became clear that the menu at Grazie Ristorante...
In commemoration of many happy years on this earth and many more happy years to come, a red Solo cup is set to celebrate its 1,948,282,283th birthday in the nation’s largest landfill, sources...
Reports emerged last Tuesday that Ross School of Business junior Mark Hodler’s internship interview with the DeRouter accounting firm was cut tragically short by the small and unimpressive...
With the fall season in full swing, the leaves on the trees in Ann Arbor are changing, and just as the leaves change their color, so too does the color change on Kevin’s mood ring. Local parks and...
Reports emerged last Tuesday that no dosage of antidepressants could match the strength of area man Jeremy Smith’s impregnable ailing body. “They can try, but he’ll never let them win,”...
In an effort to reduce the burden of his homework load, LSA sophomore Lawrence Hettle spent three hours skimming the first fifty pages of Pride and Prejudice last Wednesday, reportedly making sure to...