Coming off another underachieving season in 2018, the University of Michigan football program has told its loyal fans that they might as well just break their own hearts this year. “We all...
Following a series of studies conducted at the University of Virginia, university researchers have found various health benefits linked to a new intermittent breathing trend. The fad, which...
Sources report that area demented grandmother Edith Burton is about to give you another $100. Burton, who slipped you a different $100 note just five minutes prior, is reportedly now rummaging...
Despite its flavor-packing name, users of pepper spray have been shocked at the aerosol flavoring’s unpalatability. “When I first tried it, I thought it must just be past the sell-by date or...
Attendants of this year’s Great Lakes Medieval Faire have confirmed that the most historically authentic part of the event was the potent odor let off from the event stands, as well as from their...
Area diners have reported sightings of a man choking on cock in the middle of a local KFC. The man, who has been identified as Andrew Simons, choked for almost a minute before a KFC employee...
After booking a three-night stay in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, Peter and Celine Bell had their vacation delayed by an Airbnb host who refused to leave. The host has been identified as Andrea Park, a...