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Sources have confirmed that, last Saturday, Kinesiology junior Kara Bagnall was diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder by a pink floral Instagram post.  The collection of photos, posted by...

Commonly dubbed the “least interesting place to sit in the entire Nichols Arboretum,” the Eleanor R. Jenkins memorial bench has been plunged into local celebrity after being the site where...

Students throughout the University are reportedly feeling increasingly targeted by COVID spit test results that “seem to know a lot more than whether or not they have the virus.”  “I got...

Sophomore Jesse Burns has taken to letting the “trickle down method” take care of the dirty dishes accumulating in their house’s sink. “They talked about it in my econ lecture, and I was...

University of Michigan President Mark Schlissel is reportedly “pretty sure” that people should be congratulating him for at least something at this point. “I’m sure I’ve done something...