Hey there! How’s it going? I may have heard through the grapevine that you are somewhat of a professional comedian. If this indeed is your true occupation, make me laugh, funny man! You see, I know...

As awards season comes to a close, this year’s Oscars ceremony promises to deliver a fitting tribute to the best movies that came out in the past year and also Bohemian Rhapsody. This year’s...

What floor? No problem. Well, boy it sure is freezing out there today. You’ll definitely want to bundle up for this one. It’s not just the low temperature, but the wind that gets ya. I heard from...

Before attending a local house party this past Friday, 16-year-old Tim Harris ordered a babysitter for his 49-year-old father. “Preheat the oven at around eight because he usually likes to eat...

Citing that the day he had been waiting for was almost upon him, sources reported on Tuesday that with the addition of 57 cents, James Beck’s change jar was almost filled to the fucking top, baby....

Noting that there were no other conclusions that would suit all parties, sources reported early Thursday morning that a group of English 325 classmates have silently and unanimously decided to blame...

Claiming that there comes a time for all legislation to be revised, area man Paul Dimakis has resolved to amend the five-second rule after dropping his last Little Bites brownie on his kitchen floor....