According to recent reports from friends of Lucy Bonner, the peanut-allergic woman was “bitching about her throat again” following an alleged encounter with a Reese’s cup. ...
Local man Bill Ward is reportedly unsure why everyone is saying “don’t say gay, Bill.” Ward was reportedly confused after hearing seeing “DON’T SAY GAY BILL” in the news. “I mean, I...
Kalamazoo, a mid-sized city in southwest Michigan founded in the 19th century, was recently revealed in a journal from one of the town’s founders, Titus Bronson, to just be named as a joke. Bronson...
In a recent press release, The United States Postal Service announced that they have no idea how stamps work. Despite being how letters have been sent for centuries, the Federal Agency announced...
Stock market researchers have released a study showing that the top 1% milk owns over 63% of publicly traded stocks on the market. The nation’s citizens most rich in calcium also are the...
Freelance Costco free sample critic Shawn Dumpey came to the realization that his life was “a sad, sad joke” upon slipping on a banana peel early Wednesday morning and injuring himself. The...