My Formal Resignation

About three weeks ago, our editors created a Buzzfeed quiz that asked, “Which editor of ‘The Every Three Weekly’ are you?” I know that if I were an editor, I would be none other than Ismael Halaweh, and this is a fact. I said to myself, as well as everyone in our staff GroupMe, that if I didn’t get Ish as my answer, I would quit the paper and join “The Black Sheep.” After taking this quiz, however, I was informed that I was a Sara Lebow, and not an Ish Halaweh.

I am formally resigning from “The Every Three Weekly.” Thanks for letting me write bad one-liners that became even worse stories.

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