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I’m The Michael Jordan Of Basketball

Ever since I joined the paper, people have said that I was basically Michael Jordan. They said, “You are to basketball what Michael Jordan was to basketball.” I’ve also been called the...

In My Four Years Here, There Was Never Another Brendan, So I Never Really Had Anything To Prove

I served as a writer for The Every Three Weekly for (almost) all four years of my time here at Michigan, and I can finally say with total honesty that without another “Brendan” around to...

I’ll Let You In On A Little Secret: There Is No HR Department

Hey kid, I know you’re new here, but since you’re chill, I’ll let you in on a little secret. You know the HR Department on the 3rd floor? I hate to break this to you—but it doesn’t exist....

They Only Promoted Me To Editor-In-Chief Because I Looked Responsible

Yeah, it’s true. I didn’t get this job because I’m the funniest person on the paper. Or the smartest. Or even the most devastatingly beautiful. Shocking, I know. I am all those things, but...