My first misadventures into the world of satire began over four years ago with an anonymously published and hastily constructed eight-page Onion knockoff called The Symposium. The topics my 12th...

If you told me a year ago that I would be writing for The Every Three Weekly in the future, I probably wouldn’t have believed you. Like many people approaching their last year of studies, I was...

Every once in a while, I’ll accidentally let slip that I work for this esteemed publication, and whoever I’m talking to will undoubtedly ask me, “Oh my God, I bet it’s so fun working for a...

My relationship with this paper has been a long, occasionally violent romance. Four years ago, I was a doe-eyed freshman with dreams of writing for the University of Michigan’s leading humor...

CAMPUS – According to sources deep within himself, departing co-editor-in-chief Alex King has greatly enjoyed the three years he spent with the Every Three Weekly, even that one time when the...