Sara Lebow graduated peacefully in her sleep surrounded by E3W staff. She will be remembered for being the second hottest member of the paper and for getting offended by her own front page headlines literally every time. Sara is survived by her two...
The E3W has several worthy enemies: the Ross School of Business, Elon Musk, and “Instagram Poet” Rupi Kaur included. Despite the success of her first collection, Milk and Honey, I believe her odds of usurping me in a one-on-one cage match are...
As my time as a University of Michigan student comes to a close, I feel nostalgic yet excited for what the future holds: me developing an impossibly idealized view of my college years. I know I’ll look back fondly on late nights at Pizza House...
I swear to god if Joseph Clemente stays on this paper it’s fine. But you’ll lose me. You can keep his consistent humor and his adorable haircut, but I’m not staying around to see how it ends. Oh? What’s that? Him?!
90% of the issues we print go to waste. I used to deliver these puppies, and can tell you almost no one reads a physical copy anymore unless it is shoved in their face on the Diag. Print media is dead; most of our readership is online now anyways....
It’s so awesome to finally graduate from college—four years of some of the hardest work I’ve ever done, finally paying off! Of course, calling it “the hardest work I’ve ever done” isn’t saying that much, considering how ridiculously...
About three weeks ago, our editors created a Buzzfeed quiz that asked, “Which editor of ‘The Every Three Weekly’ are you?” I know that if I were an editor, I would be none other than Ismael Halaweh, and this is a fact. I said to...