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Dana, If You’re Reading This, I’m Breaking Up With You

The time I spent on this paper was the best of my life. Same thing...

  • Apr 12, 2018

The Obituary Of Sara Lebow

Sara Lebow graduated peacefully in her sleep surrounded by E3W staff....

  • Apr 12, 2018

If Rupi Kaur Agrees, I Will Take Her In A One-On-One Cage Match

The E3W has several worthy enemies: the Ross School of Business, Elon...

  • Apr 12, 2018

Either Joseph Clemente Goes Or I Do!

I swear to god if Joseph Clemente stays on this paper it’s fine....

  • Apr 12, 2018

For The Bored Custodian

90% of the issues we print go to waste. I used to deliver these...

  • Apr 12, 2018

The Last Four Years Have Been Some Of The Hardest I’ve Ever Worked, Although To Be Fair, My Life Has Been Very Easy So Far

It’s so awesome to finally graduate from college—four years of...

  • Apr 12, 2018

My Formal Resignation

About three weeks ago, our editors created a Buzzfeed quiz that...

  • Apr 12, 2018

‘Dear Alex: On Behalf Of The Ross Review Committee, I Want To Thank You For Submitting Your Speech’

“Although yours was not one of the speeches chosen as a...

  • Apr 12, 2018

I’ve Recently Realized ‘Shrek 2’ Is My Favorite Movie And I’m Not Sure How I Feel About This

It was organic, really. There I was, watching “Shrek 2”...

  • Apr 12, 2018

I Got Into This Paper On Merit!

I know what you all are thinking— who’s this “Sofie” girl who...

  • Apr 12, 2018

Please Do Not Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Cup Of Coffee By A Cup Of Coffee

I know what you’re thinking.  I’m just a lowly cup of joe,...

  • Apr 12, 2018

Great, Someone Brought Noam Chomsky To Your Party And Now He’s Bumming Everyone Out

Great, just great. Somebody let it slip to Noam Chomsky that you were...

  • Apr 12, 2018
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