At my church, we learned that God forgives all sins, but after what I’ve witnessed on this paper, I’m pretty convinced that the staff of The Every Three Weekly is condemned to burn in eternal hellfire. Why? Well, there’s that time we made fun...
The screen door slams. Mary’s dress waves. And I can’t come up with a senior farewell that captures my feelings about The Every Three Weekly nearly as well as Bruce Springsteen could. My story begins like many of Springsteen’s— with a car. I...
In my years on the E3W, I’ve been many things: creative, enterprising, encouraging, drunk. But above all, I’ve been really beautiful. For me, leading this publication has been all about having high standards. The staff will agree that I’ve...
As a lead correspondent on all non-white issues for this paper, my sole mission was to provide the multicultural perspective it was lacking. Not only did I make the staff box seem more diverse, articles that would have previously been deemed...
I am no different than the Safe Sex Store, the Village Apothecary, or the Amer’s in the Michigan Union. I was around for a while, shared what I had to offer with a community, added some value to people’s lives, but eventually had to go. You...
Children need to learn about the glory of classic rock, and this is the movie that can teach them. They need to be taught how to get the Led out. They need to know that the Man kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank. Remember when Jack Black...
My college career has been a waste. I have no future, no career prospects. My parents paid out-of-state tuition so I could chuckle to myself as I wrote jokes about Harbaugh and Greek Life. Looking back, I know I should’ve just been a computer...