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'It’s just not right,' reports the man with the constantly wheezing puppy.
National

Man Who Owns A Pug Claims Gay Marriage Unnatural

Despite owning a four-year-old pug, the product of centuries of selective breeding and human manipulation, 60-year-old John Dennison has been clear that he feels morally opposed to gay marriage on...

  • Feb 21, 2019
Jeremy is the last participant of the American Dream.
National

Nation’s Dwindling Middle Class Reduced To Jeremy

With the wealth gap becoming wider than ever over recent years, the nation’s dwindling middle class has reportedly been reduced to just Jeremy Smith of Allen Park, Michigan. After surveying the...

  • Feb 21, 2019
This does not bode well for you.
The Click House

Bad News: Your Blood Test Revealed You Have Blood

Uh oh, you might wanna sit down for this one. Your blood test results came back. Unfortunately you tested positive for blood. I’m so sorry. I suggest you get your affairs in order. There’s...

  • Feb 21, 2019
Freaking adorable.
The Click House

How Cute! These Two Lions Are Lady-And-The-Tramp Style Eating This Zebra’s Intestines

We thought this lion couple couldn’t get any cuter after watching the two love birds run side-by-side in pursuit of a zebra and work together to tear the defenseless creature limb from limb in what...

  • Feb 21, 2019
What a gyp!
The Click House

No Fair! This Guy Gets To Walk Around All Day Using Crutches

We all know that life isn’t fair. Some people have lots of money and vacation on their private yachts while others go to bed hungry at night. Some people live in mansions paid for by their parents...

  • Feb 21, 2019
Not his favorite, but still good!
The Click House

LGBTQ Ally Alert! This Straight Man Thinks Ellen Degeneres Is Funny

Score one point for acceptance! Jeremy Morrison is such a freaking ally that he recently watched an Ellen Degeneres clip and found it amusing. While other straight bros are stuck in a routine of John...

  • Feb 21, 2019
Always classy, never trashy
The Click House

Cool! Top 4 Best Adidas Tracksuits To Wear To Your Friend’s Wedding

4. Orange Adidas Tracksuit Have you and your friend stopped talking to each other ever since you proclaimed your love to his fiance? Did he invite you to the wedding as a way of extending an olive...

  • Feb 21, 2019
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