After a 2017-18 season highlighted by a Big Ten Tournament win and a trip to the NCAA Tournament finals, the University of Michigan basketball team began their 2018-19 campaign with a convincing win...
According to friends of area woman Jenna Greene, a self-described “literal Target addict,” the 24-year-old appears to believe that her apparent addiction to purchasing things at the homegoods...
After receiving his yearly flu shot from Walgreens, it has been reported that area man Ben Watson is going to “go ahead and stunt that band-aid for another day or two.” The nurse who administered...
In an attempt to make suckers and dopes across the country look, wiley tricksters all over the United States are announcing that there’s something on your shirt. “What is that?” asked Odell...
He has given up the ghost, breathed his last, kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, and left us to be with the great camel in the sky. How sad it is, that a being of such talent and such...
It’s completely normal that two roommates would share some things, but with that agreement comes an expectation of a little courtesy and decorum. When I was missing a spoon or two at first, it...
I was all cunning and courage whence I began this task of downing a dozen spirits, but now my resolve and my vision falter. My adversaries swore I could not empty this twelfth glass, yet now I place...