After silently considering his options, area man Caleb Foster decided to order just a glass of water at his local TGI Friday’s last Wednesday evening. It was reported that each subsequent party...

Stating that his normal passions alone were no longer sufficient, local hedonist Jimmy Santiago has reportedly vowed to devote more time to finding his passion passion. “Sure, being a hedonist is...

As of last Wednesday, sources confirm that area mother Darcy Vanberg has attended 29 screenings of the jukebox musical “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again” against the accordance of her free will....

Last Sunday, as he crouched over their father’s carcass, a Kenyan lion contemplated whether or not it would be worth it to eat his two stepsons. The lion had just recently mauled his stepsons’...

Claiming that it is the only way to truly meet yourself, a popular lifestyle blog has recently suggested removing all the “toxic” and “negative” people in your life and replacing them with...

While U-M students are moving into their new rentals all over campus, a weathered stainless steel Crock-Pot® 6.0-Quart Slow Cooker prepares for its fourth set of tenants at its Packard Street home....

Explaining that there do not seem to be any other assignments or teaching methods involved in the course, students enrolled in Freshman English 175 seminar report that the class is “basically one...