In an announcement last Tuesday, Delta Airlines CEO Ed Bastian revealed the company’s newest rewards program, designed to offer perks reserved exclusively for members of the mile-high club. The...

Sources have confirmed that R&B producer Xavier Marshall, currently recording his latest album at ElectricLady Studios, hopes that listeners nationwide will be able to fuck to this one. “I hope...

A recent interview with painter-sculptor Stefan Solinsky has revealed the artist’s greatest muse to just be anyol’ woman standing near him with size-D or -DD breasts. “An artist never knows...

Recent reports have shown that the seashore-based Sally Smith has resumed her business venture of peddling shells. Smith, who has become famous for her vending of the invertebrate exoskeletons, has...

Reports confirm that area fifth grader Lucy Barton pondered life’s cruel injustices after her mom made her write a thank you note to her Nana, who had recently gifted her a new shirt for her...

Sources have confirmed that local eight-year-old Alex Hershell is “apparently stuck with this hamster forever now” after his school closed indefinitely during his weekend to take care of it....

Witnesses have confirmed that McDonald’s worker John Carpenter is “heroically risking his life” while earning $7.25 an hour to avoid being evicted from his apartment. Sources stated that...