A local waiter is pleased to hear he is doing a good job after taking an order for a steak “well done.” Benjamin Long was recently hired as a waiter at The Prancing Horse. “I was so happy to...

According to recent reports, a great joke that was posted on Twitter has been discovered to have been posted by a furry. The revelation was made by new Twitter user Sharon Smith who reportedly did...

LSA Junior Alison Conwell made history as the first person on Mars after she was “sent into orbit” by a joke. Conwell was reportedly launched into space by a message sent to her by her friend...

Nationally recognized toystore Barnes and Noble announced plans to reintroduce books into their stores. “We figured it was time to bring books back into the mix,” stated company CEO James Daunt....

University of Michigan seniors in the Class of 2022 have reported hesitancy about the upcoming in-person commencement ceremony, claiming that it could be “some kind of trap.”  Following the...

During his weekly Facetime call with his mom this Tuesday, Engineering senior Philip Trainor emphatically claimed that he “can’t wait to graduate” at the end of this semester, despite the fact...