When I first joined the paper three years ago, I thought I had struck gold in terms of finding my niche here on campus. Little did I know I had actually struck it rich in the form of thy sweet, sweet...
Like many, I discovered the University of Michigan’s esteemed satire publication entirely by accident. Desperate for escape from all the sex clubs I mistakenly signed up for at my freshman-year...
As I end my college career, I want it to be known that not once during my time on this paper did anyone come up to me and say they liked my sweatshirt. Never did anyone bother to approach me...
When I first joined this paper freshman year, I thought this was a reputable campus newspaper. Four years later, I’m finally told that all these stories are “not actually true,” and “are just...
I like to bike. I like to drink coffee. I like comedy. Here’s how to enjoy those things in Ann Arbor. Coffee: I like coffee. Roos Roast is the best. Go to either the roasting plant on...
Since I joined this paper, I have pitched a headline time after time again, but none of my fellow writers gave it the attention it deserves. So here I am, taking it upon myself, using my senior...