On Wed, Apr 1, 2015 at 12:11 AM, Paul Vites wrote: Ahhhh! Shoot! Hey Marie! Sorry, I totally forgot to get back to you! I was thinking it could be something extremely short, like: "I deny any and all affiliations with the Every Three Weekly, and...
After a year of telling it like it is and calling it like I see it, I’m officially done with The Every Three Weekly. It’s been told the way it was and called the way I saw. And it is jokes like that, like when I said “It’s been told...
When, in one of her characteristic blackout drunken stupors, staff writer Neeyati Shah accidentally compiled a promising application to the honorable campus publication that shoved a newspaper in her face at some indeterminable intervals of...
Hey, bud. I’m not sure who you are, where you’re from, or what you do, but I want you to know one thing; I saw you that one time you were reading The Every Three Weekly in the West Quad Cafeteria a couple months ago. And you were laughing! And...
My first misadventures into the world of satire began over four years ago with an anonymously published and hastily constructed eight-page Onion knockoff called The Symposium. The topics my 12th grade mind selected for satirization—weed, high...
If you told me a year ago that I would be writing for The Every Three Weekly in the future, I probably wouldn’t have believed you. Like many people approaching their last year of studies, I was worried that I was running out of time to really...
Every once in a while, I’ll accidentally let slip that I work for this esteemed publication, and whoever I’m talking to will undoubtedly ask me, “Oh my God, I bet it’s so fun working for a humor newspaper, isn’t it?” And every single...