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The Global Effects of COVID-19

  • Apr 16, 2020

Virtual Commencement

  • Apr 16, 2020

Crocs Releases New Crocs Socks

  • Apr 16, 2020

Horny Elderly Couple Taking Everything Off Except Life Alert Necklaces

  • Apr 16, 2020

‘The Plumbing In This House Sucks,’ Reports Man Who Just Took Giant Shit

Reports confirm that Abraham Michaels, who clogged a toilet with his...

  • Apr 16, 2020

Disney To Create Cartoon Remake Of Live-Action Remake Of The Lion King

Earlier this week, executives at Walt Disney Animation Studios...

  • Apr 16, 2020

Museum Visitors Staring At Painting Like It About To Do Backflip

Visitors to the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam were recently spotted...

  • Apr 16, 2020

Love Is Blind Season 2 Cast Just A Bunch Of Uggos

Producers from the hit Netflix series Love Is Blind have confirmed...

  • Apr 16, 2020

Documentary Film Just Gonna Zoom In Real Close On That Brown Person

Sources at the premiere of a new documentary on the refugee crisis...

  • Apr 16, 2020

‘Don’t Text And Drive’ Billboard Unread By Texting Drivers

Sources confirm that a billboard on US I-96 touting the message...

  • Apr 16, 2020

Man In Mickey Mouse Costume Realizes He Had Body On Backwards All Day

After an eight-hour shift of mingling with thousands of tourists at...

  • Apr 16, 2020

Beer Garden Ready For Harvest

Witnesses have confirmed that Washington D.C.’s Dacha Beer Garden...

  • Apr 16, 2020
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