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Some Grammar Notes Before I Go

The Oxford Comma You will always use the Oxford Comma. There is never...

  • Apr 16, 2020

Sorry Not Sorry: I Accidentally Embezzled Away Thy Entire $14 Trillion Endowment

When I first joined the paper three years ago, I thought I had struck...

  • Apr 16, 2020

I Was Only In It For The Gatekeeping

Like many, I discovered the University of Michigan’s esteemed...

  • Apr 16, 2020

No One Ever Complimented My Every Three Weekly Sweatshirt

As I end my college career, I want it to be known that not once...

  • Apr 16, 2020

I Thought This Was A Regular Newspaper

When I first joined this paper freshman year, I thought this was a...

  • Apr 16, 2020

I Like Coffee. I Like Biking. I Like Comedy.

I like to bike. I like to drink coffee. I like comedy. Here’s how...

  • Apr 16, 2020

Has Anyone Ever Thought About How Our Dogs Probably All Have Stockholm Syndrome?

Since I joined this paper, I have pitched a headline time after time...

  • Apr 16, 2020

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