Looking back on my time at this university, I’m reminded of all the fun times I’ve had, all the people I’ve met, and all the places I’ve called home. I’m also reminded of my time working on this paper, which I’ll probably look back on...
I never believed in revenge, until I was dumped at the Cube in the bitter cold. I was crushed when my then-boyfriend told me that he “doesn’t get my humor” and we “have nothing in common” and he “isn’t doing my Spanish homework...
In my years as an RA on this campus, I have reaped a great many pearls of wisdom about the workings, corrupt and clandestine, of our institution. I now pass on the highlights to forthcoming generations of Umich students for posterity. Here they are:...
Hey, sorry this took so long. I’m so glad to have been in Every Three Weekly! You’re all the bomb. Anyway, When I was in seventh grade I started my first band: The Black Stone Devils. We had a couple of EP’s that we put together on...
Dear me, You’re probably filling out your Every Three Weekly application! Good for you. Save your energy though, because you won’t be accepted onto the paper until your senior year. Listen, little one, you just haven’t gone through enough...
So, I just found out that the Every Three Weekly is supposed to be a satire newspaper. I don’t know what to say. I’ve been writing for this paper since my freshman year, yet I was never informed about this? When I read my first issue of the...
The time I spent on this paper was the best of my life. Same thing with you, Dana, but all good things must come to an end. I thank you for your support, and all you’ve taught me. Again, this goes for you and the staff, Dana. Just know that I love...