I’m sure this won’t come as a shock to my cohorts on this paper, but The Every Three Weekly has always been a distant second in my heart to Groove. It’s been fun being a writer, and being an...

Looking back on my time at this university, I’m reminded of all the fun times I’ve had, all the people I’ve met, and all the places I’ve called home. I’m also reminded of my time working on...

I never believed in revenge, until I was dumped at the Cube in the bitter cold. I was crushed when my then-boyfriend told me that he “doesn’t get my humor” and we “have nothing in common”...

In my years as an RA on this campus, I have reaped a great many pearls of wisdom about the workings, corrupt and clandestine, of our institution. I now pass on the highlights to forthcoming...

Hey, sorry this took so long. I’m so glad to have been in Every Three Weekly! You’re all the bomb. Anyway, When I was in seventh grade I started my first band: The Black Stone Devils. We...

Dear me, You’re probably filling out your Every Three Weekly application! Good for you. Save your energy though, because you won’t be accepted onto the paper until your senior year. Listen,...